the handoff is key.
bring-the-schennergy:

#squad
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

johndarnielle:

strictly on style this is between Medelssohn and Debussy but respect to Beethoven for that “look, I have more important work to do here” swagger

johndarnielle:

strictly on style this is between Medelssohn and Debussy but respect to Beethoven for that “look, I have more important work to do here” swagger

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

msjosephinemarch:

ambhuurr:

Gotta get ‘em all!

White Tank  |  Black Shirt

HEY BECKY! HEY BECKY HEY!

sashayed:

there are two very unrealistic things about captain america: the winter soldier and here’s what they are

  • two men go jogging around the mall at dawn, their first conversation afterwards contains NO mention of the almost-solid pillar clouds of gnats that line their route. please. steve would have been picking those little shits out of his teeth
  • anthony mackie just running around dc being single with no apparent attempts by anyone (me) to force-date him. do you KNOW what men in dc are like, do you UNDERSTAND, a sam wilson would be in CLEAR AND PRESENT PERIL at ALL TIMES

merlinkiliemrysatyourservice:

zombie1ovejuice:

THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES

The last one “mom stahp be cool”

Points at favorite team: They're all idiots
Points at favorite player: Especially him.