March 2012
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sometimes i have a lot of feelings about hockey.
just stayed up ‘til 4am talking RFAs, UFAs, and oilers lineups for the next three years with laurel and then got an email from clo regarding the exact same thing and including the line “You are DRUNK, Tom Renney” so tonight was a success i think.
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Sign a thank-you card to Starbucks for standing up... →
stfuconservatives:
The National Organization for Marriage (of straight white ppl only) is boycotting Starbucks because they are standing up for marriage equality. Yeah, a few thousand bigots boycotting their burnt coffee — I’m sure the corporate execs are shaking in their grande-sized boots. Anyways, since it’s nice to see a company actually not being shitty for a little while, you can sign...
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If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
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Tonight No Poetry Will Serve
openingattheclose:
Saw you walking barefoot
taking a long look
at the new moon's eyelid
later spread
sleep-fallen, naked in your dark hair
asleep but not oblivious
of the unslept unsleeping
elsewhere
Tonight I think
no poetry
will serve
Syntax of rendition:
verb pilots the plane
adverb modifies action
verb force-feeds noun
submerges the subject
noun is choking
verb disgraced goes on...
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Drunken chat logs: a retrospect
Laurel: On phone with dad, commiserating feelings
Laurel: Explaining my feelings about Andy Sutton
Becky: ugh i hate my feelings about andy sutton
Becky: tell him about how even after missing 4 games jordan eberle is 16th in the NHL statistically
Becky: and tell him how endearing he was on afterhours
Becky: tell him how RNH should be back in like 1-2 weeks
Becky: tell him how taylor hall is the best even as frankenstein's monster
Becky: tell him how knuble was kanoobing
Becky: tell him how ovi doesn't suck this season
Laurel: I will do so
Becky: tell him how ebs + sutts is the greatest offensive force the world has ever known
Laurel: Haha
Laurel: Yes
Becky: tell him how we have no centers
Becky: tell him how geno is great and needs to stop
Becky: i'm going to go have another shot brb
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mockturtletale replied to your photo: Got my Canada on today to go see the Oilers battle…
You’re the prettiest Oilers fan in the whole wide world. You make that jersey look better than even Ebs does!
NO U.
<3
I’ma email you back tomorrow, okay? I should have time I hope!
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“With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would...”
– Megan Fox. (via seasonoflove)
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may the oods be ever in your favor.
someweretricksters:
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Regarding the shelf-life of leftovers.
Laurel: I've been to your house and seen the way food is consumed
Laurel: Your family is like a school of sharks, it's awesome
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theconsultingbitch:
reblog if today you didn’t get stabbed 23 times on the floor of the senate
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Watcheyesradiolies:
Jordan Eberle is the Oiler rep for You Can Play. (eta: Also Ryan Jones and Ryan Whitney, because it can’t be an Oilers project without its quota of Ryans.)
Also this project makes me way too emotional. I’m so happy it’s happening; I can’t wait until it’s not needed.
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Let it be known, male hockey fans shall forever be...
krejcithegoon:
chicaglolblackhawks:
If girls are “puck bunnies” then guys are “stick rabbits.”
So now whenever you see a guy “fan guying” over one of their favorite players, just be like “Dude, don’t be such a stick rabbit.”
I think it’s catchy. LOL
Better example:
“Pierre McGuire is a major stick rabbit when it comes to Sidney Crosby.”
*Every ESPN/SI writer or announcer ever is a...
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People Without Anxiety Don't Understand Anxiety.
bluepineappleplate:
I’ve had this horrible message I received on facebook, saying horrible things about someone I care a lot about, floating around in my head for the past week or so.
Apparently, there’s this notion that having relationships, having a job, speaking at rallies, goofing around with friends, and sometimes even just having friends completely nullifies any statement of having...
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“I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the...”
– President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)
President Dad always gets me.
(via turnabout)
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